COX, jason g.

[JASON G. COX]

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the basics ,


_{I LIT MY BRAIN WITH ROT GUT WHISKEY, TIL MY PAIN WAS CHICKEN FRIED}

NICKNAME(S) ● Jay

BIRTHDAY ● October 9th

STATUS ● single

ORIENTATION ● heterosexual

HOME TOWN ● Hell, Alaska

WHY ARE YOU IN ALASKA? ●

"It's my home, dude. I had to move away for school, but I came right back here afterward, because my family is here. I love my brothers, they're my best friends. Plus, the police station here has a great reputation, and I figured I could build up a great reputation for myself by working in its lab."

personality ,


_{I'VE HAD DUDES WITH BADGES FRISK ME, TEACH ME HOW TO SWALLOW PRIDE}

TEN WORDS ● wild, crazy, intuitive, focused, impulsive, impatient, loud, obnoxious, loyal, temperamental

LIKE ● the lab, chemistry, chemicals, being the one to crack a case, puzzles, music, movies, video games, making videos, tattoos

DISLIKE ● whiners, when he can't figure something else, being unable to do something because of his height, criminals, assholes, anyone that messes with his brothers, wife beaters, idiots, people who think his condition is a disability, being looked down on

FEAR ● messing up in the lab, bees

SECRET ● "I sleep with a teddy bear."

"Hey... Don't judge me. I've slept with that damn thing since I was a little kid. I just can't let it go. My brothers give me grief about it constantly, but I know they will not tell anybody. If anybody else did find out about it, oh man... I mean, come on. I'm a tough guy. A guy... And guys aren't supposed to sleep with teddy bears."

curriculum vitae ,


_{I TOOK ADVICE NO FOOL WOULD TAKE, I GOT SOME HABITS I CAN'T SHAKE}

HIGH SCHOOL ● GRADUATED? [x] Y / [ ] N

COLLEGE ● University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) GRADUATED? [x] Y / [ ] N

GRAD SCHOOL ● UCLA GRADUATED? [x] Y / [ ] N

EMPLOYMENT ● Lab tech

RANK ● [ ] OFFICER / [ ] DETECTIVE / [ ] SERGEANT / [ ] CAPTAIN / [ ] CHIEF OF POLICE / [ ] SWAT / [x] LAB TECH

DETAILS ●

Jay was never the smartest person in the world, but he always did well in two subjects- science and art. Art, he always knew, was very unlikely to be something he could make a living off of, and besides that, his art was always more of a personal thing. He didn't want to start selling it or make a career out of it because he felt like it would lose its purity. So he did decently in high school and went to UCLA with a dual major in chemistry and art. Once he graduated, he stayed at UCLA for grad school, also for chemistry and art. Professionally, Jay works in the lab at the local police station, and has been here since before it was renovated. He loves the changes that were made. On the side, he does tattoos for his friends, or anybody who asks. He has his own tattoo kit, and knows how to be clean and such about it. For good friends, he'll do the tats for free. For others, it's still cheap.

the history ,


_{I AIN'T THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER BUT I KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW}

FAMILY ● Mother- Martha Cox, 65, nurse. Father- Addison Cox, 69, retired cop. Brother- Gunner Cox, 39. Brother- Brendon Cox, 35.

FAMILY LIFE ●

Jason is very close to his family. He was a pain in the ass to his parents, but at the end of the day, he would do anything for them. But Jason and his two brothers are about as close as any human beings could possibly be. They've always done everything together; they're partners in crime. They have tons of movies of them and their friends doing crazy shit together.

DO YOU HAVE ANY NOTABLE MEDICAL CONDITIONS? ● [x] Y / [ ] N IF SO, WHAT? Dwarfism- achondroplasic.

DO YOU CURRENTLY TAKE ANY MEDICATIONS? ● [ ] Y / [x] N IF SO, WHAT? N/A

HOSPITAL RECORDS ●

Jason is the only person in his entire family to have dwarfism. His parents, grandparents, and even his twin brother are all average-sized. He was in and out of the hospital throughout his childhood for dwarfism-related complications. Besides that, some of the antics Jay and his brothers and friends got into led him to go to the hospital for various injuries, but never anything life-threatening. Probably the most serious things he'd ever had were first, when he had to have a shunt placed in his head, and second, when he had to have his legs broken and straightened to correct the bowing.

CRIMINAL RECORD ●

Surprisingly, Jay has never had so much as a speeding ticket. He might be rebellious, but he's never broken any laws.

LOVE LIFE ●

Hey, don't underestimate Jay. He might be little, but he's got lots of love. You'd be surprised how easy it is for him to go out and find a lady for a night. (And not even just hookers.) He's never really bothered with anything serious, but figures he probably should soon, since he's 35 and all...

the player ,


_{IF YOU'RE GONNA BE DUMB, YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH}

AGE ● 20 next Friday. [:

TIME ZONE ● EST

CONTACT ● AIM- BILLYFREAKINMAYS

CHARACTERS ● Xzandr, Vulcan

ABOUT YOU ●

4 tattoos. No gallbladder. Suck itttt. Oh, and happy birthday, Food!

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[IT'S FOOD YO.]

congratulations ,

_{YOU'VE BEEN ACCEPTED!}

YAY FOR HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Also, Jason. XD